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Romney Tape Is Missing Two Minutes That Will Probably Lose Obama The Election
Two days after everything changed because Mitt Romney made clear he really, truly does not care for 47% of America, conservative bloggers have finally found the key to saving Romney’s ass from the...
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Insanely Low New Unemployment Numbers Mean Barack Obama Did 9/11
Good news! The new Bureau of Labor Statistics unemployment report came out, and more Americans are working, the unemployment rate dropped to 7.8%, and jobs numbers were revised upwards in July and...
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WND: Obama Gay Married Islam
It’s been nearly…oh, a few days, maybe, since there was an insane conspiracy theory about Barack Obama, so of course there’s another one! Barack Obama has a wedding ring, and unlike a normal American...
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Fox News Watergates Debate Transcript; Erases Four Worst Minutes Of Mitt...
There’s a conspiracy afoot, kid detectives! After the debate, the networks posted “transcripts” of the debate. “What’s a transcript?” your dumb friend might ask. Well, a transcript is when someone...
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Intrepid Conservative Blogger Magnificently Exposes Massive Hofstra-Based...
Follow along, libtards, as some guy on the internet blows your whole world up. Last week’s town hall debate was notable for many things – Romney trying to bumrush Obama like eighteen times, Obama not...
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Obama Steals Election, Again, According to Totally Clear Evidence
We’ve been suspicious about possible voter fraud ever since effeminate numbers demon Nate Silver had a vision during his Pagan Rituals of a comfortable Obama reelection. With the weight of those...
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Unsuccessful Sheriff Candidate Who Promised To Arrest All Abortions Moves To...
People of Hillsborough County, New Hampshire! You have done a great disservice to yourself and this nation by failing to elect Frank Szabo as sheriff. Now who will protect you all from federal agents...
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Hot New Conspiracy Theory: Wimpy Gun-Fearing Tyrant Obama Sending Death...
Hey, you know how Barack Obama is a liberal sissy who is too limp-wristed to handle a gun, so he fears and wants to ban them? So now, to add to that stew, there’s the (actual) true fact that the...
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Very Lucid NH Legislator Could Just Tell Those Blowed-Off Boston Legs Were...
There’s been a bit of a tin-foil lining to the Boston bombing, in that it has allowed us to really sort out who the most insensitive terrible meatsacks are wandering about in the public sphere. We...
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Fox News Was Right About Benghazi All Along and Probably Everything Else Too
Impeach! Impeach! IMPEACH! Everything terrible you ever believed about our tyrannical gun-grabbing socialist Muslim foreign-born gay president has turned out to be true, according to the latest expose...
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West Virginia Judge Indicted After Trying To Live Out Bad Noir Movie Plot
A West Virginia judge was indicted last Thursday on two charges of conspiracy after spending years trying to frame the husband of his former lover with a number of crimes. The AP reports that the...
View ArticleMegyn Kelly Interviews Kathleen Willey About Why Hillary Clinton Murders...
Assuming that Hillary Clinton runs for President, here’s a sample of what we can look forward to for the next two years: an endless Fox News rehashing of Bill Clinton’s peckerdilloes and all the...
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Surprise, Darrell Issa’s New Benghazi Revelation Not New Or A Revelation
Rancid beef jerky stick Darrell Issa has allegedly been in a snit over the new House Select Committee to investigate BENGHAAAAZI!!!11!!! because it bigfoots the investigations he has been chairing as...
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Surprise! Mike Huckabee Part Of Democrat Conspiracy To Make Obama Impeach...
We have some BREAKING NEWS to report on the developing story of the vast left-wing conspiracy “scam” to force Republicans to talk about impeaching President Obama even though they do NOT want to talk...
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Evil Murdery Mining CEO Don Blankenship Indicted For Being Unbelievable Dick
This post brought to you by the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair for Coalmine Explosions, Oil Spills, and Occasional Revenge Fantasies. Yr Wonkette is a generally peaceful sort, a secularist who believes...
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WND Loon Erik Rush Wants To Hang Entire Obama Administration Some More
WorldNetDaily conspiracy-spinner (ah but we repeat ourselves) Erik “Not the famous Rush, the crazier one” Rush has had enough of all the high criming and high misdemeanoring in the Obama...
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Georgia Congresscrank Never Vaccinated His Kids And They All Turned Out...
Yet another Republican has gone on the record in favor of infectious diseases. At a town hall meeting last week in Cartersville, Georgia, freshman Rep. Barry Loudermilk explained that he thinks...
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Florida Sees, Hears, And Speaks No Climate Change. Also: Sinks Into The Sea
Perhaps you’ve heard that, thanks to [redacted] and its associated rising sea levels, Miami is very soon likely going to underwater. Tampa, too. And you would think that, were you the governor of the...
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Deleted Comments Of The Week: The Holocaust Was A Hoax, Martial Law In Texas...
Lots of lovely deleted comments for you this week, many of them in reply to our piece about David Cole, the Holocaust denier who’s found an exciting new career denying climate change (he thinks...
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Texas Happy To Let Obama Invade With FEMA Now Please
Here’s President Barack Obama explaining Tuesday that he’s ready to direct federal aid to Texas, which has suffered deadly flooding since the weekend, with more rain and flash flooding on the way. At...
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